tennantbutt:

a mother has just finished giving birth. “is it a girl or boy?” she asks the doctor. the doctor hands her her child. “its peter capaldi” says the doctor. the mother looks at her child. the baby is peter capaldi. she looks at the doctor. he is also peter capaldi. she looks in the mirror. she is peter capaldi. everyone is peter capaldi

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ruinscape:

MY GRANDMOTHER TRIED TO GO TO THE MOVIES YESTERDAY AND ACCIDENTALLY GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE CHICAGO GAY PRIDE PARADE AND SHE HAD THE TIME OF HER LIFE AND WANTS TO GO AS A FAMILY NEXT YEAR OH MY GOD

(via amenparis)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via barathaeon)

  • dad: are you blogging about doctor who
  • me: who iSN'T blogging about doctor who

makirou:

doctordistraction:

attack on titan au where everything is the same except eren’s transformation is like this

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There you go

(via weloveshortvideos)

I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind

(Source: wankbankofamerica, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: 

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harrygetbent:

when a hot guy is wearing sweatpants and you can see his dick outline

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(Source: modelst, via weloveshortvideos)

frlcker:

doctor who cares

(Source: studip, via hitlersasshole)